Thursday, June 30, 2011

A Malagasy Reader's Perspectives on Madagascar and My Thoughts

Yesterday I received an email from a Malagasy reader. This reader, who wished to remain anonymous and uses the pseudonym “Barawa,” had a series of questions about my experiences and thoughts on the problems the Malagasy face. Below are Barawa’s questions (in bold) and my responses, re-posted with permission. 


I have read recently your blog. I saw, you had spent two years in Madagascar as a PCV.
Since you were a foreigner there, would you mind sharing the problems you see in Malagasy culture that undermine their development? 

        First, I just want to point out that there are no problems with the Malagasy culture. Finding a problem with another culture means that I inherently find my own culture superior; anyone who has seen American reality television knows this is a hard point to argue. I think both of our cultures can learn a lot from each other, but neither is right or wrong. That said, I think you meant what problems are there in Malagasy society and/or Madagascar itself.


In my opinion, here are the main problems:
- People like to have a meeting, bringing ideas (often wonderful) but no action.
        
         Ah, Malagasy meetings… they are so long! I agree, it is wonderful that people meet and offer up ideas. However, often they then spend most of their time discussing one small point until the meeting adjourns, at which time no action has been decided on! I remember one of my first meetings with the VOIs (forest management groups) in 2008. We started talking about setting up a regular patrol of the forest, agreeing that the first patrol would be handled by the main group. They then moved on to other topics, or so I thought: because of my poor language skills so early in my service, I zoned out for about two hours. When I “zoned in” again, I realized they were still discussing who would run the first patrol…

            The major issue I saw amongst community groups was the lack of trust. Most Malagasy seem to share ideas, work and profits very well with their own family members. But when put into a group of farmers nothing gets done because no one trusts one another. Each farmer thinks that his neighbor will steal his fertilizer or somehow obtain an unfair share of the profits. This lack of trust makes working in large groups very difficult, and since these types of groups are the catalyst for true economic and social change, the lack of trust is a major problem. (Note: some PCVs have had great success working with women’s groups / farmers’ groups / VOI… this is only my experience).


- Elected officials and leaders spend time giving long speeches and empty promises (this is kind of similar in any countries)


            Yes, this is the same almost everywhere (and is why so many people dislike politicians). I think the most important political aspect missing in Madagascar and other countries is compromise. Politicians need to learn to work together with their rivals and opponents, rather than stock all posts with their allies and yes-men (you mention this in your next question).


-  Kids are not creative because they have been hammered pretty early in their childhood that their opinions are worthless. People always wait for the central government to do everything (the central government has to much power from top to bottom). Most of the positions are political-based. For instance, a mayor of a city who does not belong to the ruling political party is likely to have hard time doing his/her job; a school principle (elementary, middle, high) is likely to get fired from his/her position.


            Good points here. I only have two inputs here. First, I think that creativity is the most important skill to foster among young people. My Malagasy friend Rivo asked me when I left what I thought an average Malagasy person could do to improve Madagascar. I told him Madagascar needs entrepreneurs, inventors, artists, community leaders… basically, Madagascar needs creative people. Because of the rote education system (held over from colonial times), children are forced to copy down everything a teacher says and then regurgitate it on an exam. There is no room for critical thinking or creativity. Anytime I had children over to draw pictures, they all just stared blankly waiting for me to tell them what to draw. I told them, “Draw whatever you like!” Eventually one child would start to draw, and then all the other kids would copy this child’s picture…
Second, in regard to waiting for the government to do everything, I have seen so many times when a completed building or park was locked up for over a year because they could not start using it until the government (local, regional or sometimes even national) arrived to consecrate it at the official grand opening. I often think of the bus station in Ambatondrazaka that was completed a few years ago. It is big and beautiful, but because it lies too far outside of town (and no one can get to it), the bus companies and people will never use it. But because someone high up decided the bus station should be where it is, the station just sits there growing weeds.
            And yes, in Madagascar, anytime a new President or political party takes office, you can expect firings of many public officials and their replacement with government yes-men (definitely saw this in my area at the Ambatondrazaka high school and at the Region Alaotra Mangoro office after President Rajoelina took over).
Unused Bus Station in Ambatondrazaka


- The president (this is true in all Africa) is so powerless internationally that the only thing they do is to oppress their own people.



        I disagree with this. In a world where natural resources are increasingly important because of their limited nature, an independent Madagascar could utilize its resources to become more powerful internationally. But to do so, its leaders would need to work together and not be in office solely for self-benefit. Also, cooperation with neighboring countries (through organizations like the SADC) would allow Madagascar to negotiate better deals with world powers in Asia, Europe and North America. Finally, there is no excuse for oppressing people domestically. I think most leaders may see the only way to increase their international power is to crush all domestic opposition, but in reality fostering a climate of constructive criticism and debate and eventually presenting a united front of various interests to the outside world is the only way to achieve international respect and be treated as a serious (and more equal) trade partner.

- People do not appreciate and take advantages of the blessings they have (land, nice weather, endemic animals and plants)


In a sense, I agree with this: Madagascar has an environment (plants, animals, etc.) that you cannot find anywhere else in the world. It also has enormous natural resource reserves (particularly in rare metals). But in another sense, I think the Malagasy do appreciate and take advantage of these blessings, just not in the way we (as Americans) want them to. Most people see the beautiful trees as excellent firewood, the extensive tracts of land as unlimited rice paddies and grazing land (which allows them to use slash and burn agriculture or use the land heavily until it is completely exhausted and then move on), and in some cases the rare lemurs as sources of needed meat for their diets. I found it very difficult to make people understand the benefits of conservation, as they felt it was their right to utilize the resources around them. It was only a few people at the village level who saw the need to protect present resources for future use as well.

            I think the major problem with natural resource reserves in Madagascar (such as rare metals and minerals) is that Madagascar has mostly invited foreign companies in to exploit these resources in exchange for upfront fees and some continuing payments to the government. Now, bringing in foreign experts is not a bad thing when the local knowledge to exploit these resources is not available. Also, Madagascar has made efforts to include community development stipulations to foreign companies mining contracts. But no real knowledge is being passed from the foreign experts to the Malagasy workers. Every time there is a major new mining project, many Malagasy are brought in for temporary manual labor, and highly skilled workers are brought in from places like India, France, China and South Africa. The Malagasy government should be requiring these experts to train Malagasy workers so that future projects can be managed completely by the Malagasy themselves. Foreign companies have no incentive to do this training, because if they do not train Malagasy then Madagascar will be forced to call on these companies for each project in the future. But the only way to break this cycle of dependence in exploitation of natural resources, and begin to utilize these resources to maximum value for Madagascar, is for the Malagasy to learn this industry and allow Malagasy companies to process the country’s resources.


I was asking you about the problems of people in Madagascar because sometimes it is helpful to observe from a different eye (even though any NBA game has three referees on the court, they still use videos to make the correct call sometimes). Looking forward to your reply.

Thanks,
Barawa

 
Thank you for your opinions and for reading Barawa! I agree that it is useful to see things from a different perspective! Any more thoughts you have, please feel free to contact me.

Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Tuesday Tangent Around the 'Net

Here's a few of the more interesting / fun links I've come across lately. Enjoy...

First: I'm, like, going to talk about "like"


Next: "An anonymous artist transformed Russian Red Army soldiers from a monument in the city of Sofia, in Bulgaria, into popular superheroes and cartoon characters."


Taking centre stage is Superman with his distinctive red cape and blue suit. To the left is Santa Claus and to the right Ronald McDonald, the mascot of the fast-food giant McDonalds, and the Joker also makes an appearance.
Below the graffiti artist has sprayed "Moving with the times" in Bulgarian black paint.
(Hat Tip: Chris Blattman)


And this - Somalia: Libertarian Paradise

(Hat Tip: Texas in Africa)

4th- Extreme Weather Photos - from The Boston Globe. "Weather" (see what I did there?) you blame global warming, the Obama-conomy, or the Rapture, you have to admit there has been a lot of crazy storms and natural disasters in the last year or so... (Hat Tip: From Poverty to Power)

Last but certainly not least - Better Book Titles - Just like it sounds... Here's a few of my favorites (and from books I've actually read!) -
The Handmaid's Tale
 The Great Gatsby
The Trial and Death of Socrates
 A People's History of the United States
You Shall Know Our Velocity!

(hat tip: faithreasonbaseball)

Not 'This Time for Africa' at the Women's World Cup?

The Women's World Cup kicked off Sunday, although most American attention will not focus on it until the USA team takes the field on Tuesday. The Cup, played in Germany, reminded me of the hype surrounding the 2010 (Men's) World Cup in South Africa. This event was hyped as a coming-out party for Africa, and the hope was that it would create a boon to African soccer(*), for both men and women. A year later, with the Women's World Cup receiving a lot of attention from ESPN, I was curious of African teams' chances and the overall feeling of Africa towards the Cup. I only did a brief bit of googling, so this is far from authoritative, but here is some of what I found:

Teams - The only two teams to qualify for the World Cup did so by reaching the final of the African Women's Cup (AWC). Nigeria, the winner, has been to all of the World Cup tournaments but has only once made it out of group play (in 1999). The runner-up was Equatorial Guinea, a tiny country with a big game (they surprisingly won the whole AWC in 2008). Equatorial Guinea is playing in their first World Cup. Nigeria lost its opener against France, 1-0, and Equatorial Guinea plays their first game Wednesday vs. Norway. Both African teams were involved in stories revolving around issues that seem to plague women's sports: gender and sexuality.

Gender - Nigeria and other teams have accused the star player for Equatorial Guinea, Genoveva Anonma, and two other players of being men. These teams claim the Equatorial Guinea players are too strong and talented to be women. Here are a few excerpts from a detailed ESPNW article:
Ghana defender Diana Amkomah was widely quoted as saying, "You only need to have physical contact with them on the pitch to know they are men."
Gender questions about Equatorial Guinea have floated around for years, most notably at the 2008 African Championships, when the women's team shocked Nigeria in the semifinals on its way to the title. Until then, Nigeria had won the tournament every year since its inception in 1998.
"I first heard these accusations back in 2006 and 2008," said Anonma, now 22. "I have already been [gender] tested, which I find offensive."
Marcus Etzel, the president of her club team, told Bild, "It's completely absurd. Of course Genoveva is a woman, and we are very happy she plays for us."
Sexuality - Homosexuality is a sensitive topic, but especially in women's African sports. This excellent article details the issue in regards to the Nigerian team and their coach (scroll down to In African Women's Soccer, Homophobia Remains an Obstacle) . Some quotes:
Shortly before she was hired in 2009 as the first female coach of Nigeria’s powerful women’s national soccer team, Eucharia Uche said at a seminar that she was troubled by the presence of lesbians on the squad, calling it a “worrisome experience.”Over the past two years, as Nigeria progressed toward the Women’s World Cup, which begins Sunday in Germany, Uche said that she has used religion in an attempt to rid her team of homosexual behavior, which she termed a “dirty issue,” and “spiritually, morally very wrong.”
...
Uche said she had never witnessed her own players participating in homosexual activity. Instead, she said that she had relied on rumors, speculation and news media accounts to form her belief that lesbian behavior had been common in the Nigerian team.
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The treatment of lesbians in sport is not a matter restricted to women in Africa. Some women on previous United States national soccer teams have been reluctant to live openly gay lifestyles for fear of repercussions. And despite all the advances of gender equity in sport, lesbianism remains a sensitive matter in recruiting in college basketball.

But homosexuality remains a particularly taboo subject and carries a significant social stigma in many parts of Africa. Nigeria is divided between a Muslim north and Christian south. Homosexual acts are prohibited and those who are openly gay or lesbian risk harassment and blackmail, experts said. In Nigeria’s north, gay men can face death by stoning for sodomy. 
Read the whole article. As many American cities just finished celebrating Pride weekend, and as we continue to take steps as a society towards acceptance of different sexualities, it is a pretty good time to examine the obstacles others must face.

So, there are two teams representing Africa. Does Africa notice and/or care? Juliet Torome wrote a great piece last year entitled, "The World Cup and African Women." In it, she says, "That we, young African women, are talking more about the sport is a sign of hope for women’s soccer on the continent." She goes on to say:
But will the 2010 World Cup bring African women more than just fodder for gossip? Holding the 1994 World Cup in the United States increased soccer’s popularity there and led to the creation of Major League Soccer in 1996. And, in 1999, the US hosted and won its second women’s World Cup, leading to a women’s soccer revolution in the country. The label “soccer mom” has become common in the US, as more women enroll their children in soccer camps. Will holding the world’s greatest single sporting event in Africa spark similar interest for the continent’s women?
I too am curious if such interest has been sparked. Is anyone covering this? Well, in fact, there is a whole blog devoted to African Women's Soccer. Still, I would love to see a major follow-up to last year's World Cup in Africa and its effect on women's soccer there, in light of the Women's World Cup. After all, as Ms. Torome says, soccer could someday be a very positive outlet for African women: "As more African women continue to be educated, I dream of the day when we, too, will be able to decide for ourselves."


In my experience, girls often played soccer in Madagascar when they were young. As the kids grew into teenagers and twenty-somethings, it seemed to only be the boys/men out on the field, at least in the villages. I do believe there has been progress in larger cities in Madagascar in women's sports, and one travel writer thinks the sport's popularity is growing throughout Africa:
Personally I've seen many more girls kicking around a soccer ball on dusty pitches in Rwanda, Ghana and Tanzania in the past few years, than I ever have before. I took a little video of some school girls playing at a school in Atsiekpoe, Ghana, have a look.
Finally, I came across an ESPNW documentary called Her-oics, telling 6 stories of young women and soccer, including one about t"the first female international soccer referee from the Democratic Republic of Congo. Despite physical and verbal abuse from fans, she is determined to press on to gain respect for the women of her country." It is entitled L'Arbitre (click for interview with the filmmaker describing the project - also "L'Arbitre" is French for "Referee"). A trailer:



It seems I missed the June 24 premiere on ESPN, but it will be shown again on ABC on Saturday, July 2 at 4pm, so check it out if you like! Full details here


(*) - My apologies: I know it is called futbol/football in the rest of the world, but as an American it is hard to break the habit

Sunday, June 26, 2011

Madagascar Turns Fifty-One

Today is Independence Day for Madagascar. On June 26, 1960, Madagascar gained independence from France. In honor of this birthday, here is what the blog Africa is a Country had to say:
Things could have been better for its citizens. What with being governed by a former radio DJ and its army and with threats that Western governments and aid agencies will withdraw financial support. Anyway, we’re celebrating. For the sake of the Malagasy people.
Here is the link to the celebration, a collection of Malagasy music videos.

I too have been listening to some Malagasy jams (and will continue posting some videos each Friday). But to me, Madagascar's Independence Day is a major reminder of the on-going political stalemate. Or, the not-going political stalemate. It has been over two years since Marc Ravalomanana sought refuge in South Africa (under threat from the military) and Andry Rajoelina assumed the presidency. Since that time, there have been numerous international agreements signed and ignored, various governments formed and dissolved, numerous peaceful protests by opposition groups, limited open fighting amongst the military, an attempted military coup d'etat (thwarted, it is rumored, by a large payoff to the officers attempting the coup), and a referendum on a new constitution (passed, although opposition groups boycotted the proceedings). Now Madagascar is (more or less) following another roadmap created by international envoy Leonard Simao. In theory, this roadmap would allow for a reconciliation of all parties and parliamentary/presidential elections within a year, while allowing the current government to remain in place (there was a need to have a consensus government, so President Rajoelina had his appointed Prime Minister, Albert Camille Vital, step down, only to reappoint him a few days later). In reality, it looks like this roadmap is allowing the current government to move forward with its own agenda while ignoring many of the particulars of the agreed upon roadmap. For instance, former President Marc Ravalomanana is still banned from returning, despite the support he has from many African heads of state to return and partake in the reconciliation process. Perhaps this article says it best:
It should be recalled that despite signing several peace accords since 2009 with the country’s ex-presidents Didier Ratsiraka, Marc Ravalomanana and Albert Zafy to bring to an end the political crisis that began in December 2008, Rajoelina has always disowned them immediately after signing and he has continued to govern the country alone.
So while the politicians continue to argue and delay, what are the affects on the average person? Here is what the Guardian had to say earlier this month:
Unicef country representative Bruno Maes said the international community must rethink its aid sanctions and stop punishing the poorest people of Madagascar for the sins of the political elite. ''In the health sector alone the government managed to disburse only two dollars per capita in 2009, against eight dollars in 2008. The trend is the same in education. The pressure on families has become unbearable,'' he said.
As usual, the people suffer while the "leaders" struggle. There has been two pieces of pretty good news lately though. First, the World Bank approved a $52 million loan to bolster conservation efforts. In particular, the money will be directed at the national park system, which has seen massive deforestation by illegal loggers. (Note: some claim that President Rajoelina has direct links to the illegal loggers). This loan will hopefully help the parks service, but their are still a few questions, like: The World Bank says they are still not dealing with the (internationally unrecognized) transtional government of Andry Rajoelina. The Bloomberg article says, "The funding will be channeled through independent organizations such as Madagascar National Parks and not through the government, the World Bank said." This would be great, except that Madagascar National Parks is not independent at all; on the contrary, it is the government's parks agency! So if the government will be very much in charge of this funding, will they be able to redirect it to other purposes? The other questions arises from the issue of loaning money to a transitional government: who will repay the loan? Often times people think of the World Bank as making "donations" or expect that loans will be written off sometime in the future, but this money is in reality a loan made to Madagascar. Will the future (hopefully consensus, legitimate, and recognized) government be saddled with this debt?

The other good news I mentioned? Well, it is a bit more tongue-in-cheek, but it arises from a recent Economist Baobab post that says:
RULING parties in Africa often have to answer as much to their donors as their citizens. A recent paper suggests that the government in Somaliland has become more accountable to its citizens because of the lack of aid.
 Now, in Madagascar's case the lack of aid has not created a more accountable government. But it is interesting that the opportunity may be there to do so. We cannot actually take too much from this study, as the post continues to say:
Somaliland's experiences cannot be applied directly elsewhere. But it offers some lessons. The resource constraints which led to a more inclusive government gave each clan a stake in maintaining stability. It is impossible to judge whether this outweighs the benefits that aid might have brought, but it should give donors pause for thought when they start splashing cash around. 
But it sure is interesting nonetheless!
(Special thanks to my friend Ryan Marsh for sharing a lot of these links)

Finally, on a more fun (and patriotic Malagasy) note, here is a video of the primary school in my old village, Antanandava, singing the Malagasy National Anthem:


and the translation of the anthem:

O, our beloved fatherland,
O, fair Madagascar,
Our love will never decay,
But will last eternally.

CHORUS:
O, Lord Creator, do Thou bless
This Island of our Fathers,
That she may be happy and prosperous
For our own satisfaction.

O, our beloved fatherland,
Let us be thy servant
With body, heart and spirit
In dear and worthy service.

CHORUS

O, our beloved fatherland,
May God bless thee,
That created all lands;
In order He maintains thee.

CHORUS



Mazatoa fetybe e! And Enjoy the celebrations!

Friday, June 24, 2011

Zoma Mahafinaritra

Zoma mahafinaritra basically means Wonderful Friday. In honor of the weekend, below is this week's Friday Music Video. In keeping with sharing the big hits in Madagascar over the last 2 years, here is "Zah Mbo Gaga" by Joy K, Jerry Marcoss and Big MJ. (Note: Jerry Marcoss is a huge star and makes most of the hits, so expect to see plenty of him... and the title bascially means "I'm still surprised"... I think that's it, but it is dialect so I'm not sure)




If you would like another, non-musical video (and in English!), here is a great 10 minute documentary called Shanty Town Cinderellas. It is about young high school graduates in Cape Town proud to celebrate a Matric Ball (like a prom, but only for those who finish all of their schooling). Hat Tip: A View From the Cave via Africa is a Country


Shanty Town Cinderellas - Documentary from Clingfilm.tv on Vimeo.

Thursday, June 23, 2011

Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

As I personally adapt to post-Peace Corps life, this blog is also adapting. It is shifting from a general journal of my experiences in Madagascar to a commentary on the world of international development and whatever else strikes my fancy as I begin my graduate studies. Why a blog as part of my intellectual growth as a development student? Glad you asked, as a recent MPA graduate from NYU (specializing in international development) answered just such a question in his own blog. I think the main point is encapsulated in this excerpt:
It’ll create a useful log of your own ideas. And publishing it to the world is an accountability mechanism. Like hiring a personal trainer for your intellectual development. You gotta get smart.
Check out the full post here

As part of this adaptation, I decided to give the blog an overall facelift. For starters, the main page is less cluttered. I have created new pages for About (personal info, blog info, etc.), Blog Roll (some further blog reading on development / international relations), and Madagascar (general Mada sites and PCV blog links). Take a look around, and stay tuned as together we face the strain...


Friday, June 17, 2011

Let's Rejoice in the Beautiful Game, and Together at the End of the Day, We'll All Say,

As promised, here's the first of the TGIF music video posts. I start with a double-whammy of songs that were incredibly pervasive in Madagascar, courtesy of the World Cup.  Those of you who watched it probably know these, but they were EVERYWHERE in Madagascar.  Especially the first one:
Shakira - Waka Waka - This official World Cup 2010 song was a huge hit, and so pervasive that random street kids new not only the song but the dance! Here's the official video:



The second song is Wavin' Flag by K'naan, and was the theme for two excellent Coca-Cola commercials... the first is about goal celebrations (which I only ever saw in French, and was really confused about.. it makes a lot more sense and is pretty cool in English) -



And the second is the same song but another fun video (baobab trees, robots, South African children, and references to the celebrations in the first commercial) -



Happy Weekend!

...When I get older, I will be stronger, they'll call me freedom, just like a wavin' flag...

Thursday, June 16, 2011

They Can Take Away My Job But Not My Friends, You See

Well, I have made my successful return to the United States! After a week-long Ethiopian adventure (including the discovery of the "lost" Ark of the Covenant, more on this soon), I flew into Washington, DC last Friday. I met up with some old friends (basically family, really, right boys?) and they took me for huge steaks and good wine at a local establishment. By the end of the night, we were drinking good beer and rocking out to a live cover band. It was good to be home... and I thought readjustment was supposed to be difficult? The next day we had a barbecue (burgers and brats!), played cornhole, listened to drinkin' music, and played beer pong. Of course, I was dressed in a THB hat, Marc Ravalomanana t-shirt, and jellies, so maybe the readjusting would take longer than I thought. And yes, you get some weird stares in the DC metro area as a 27-year old male wearing jellies. Surprisingly, my defense that it is the footwear of choice for rice paddies, muddy roads and village elders was not accepted as valid.

Now I am staying with family down in Hilton Head, SC, taking some R&R before starting my graduate program in the fall. I have decided to maintain this blog throughout my graduate program and possibly beyond, and make it a place to share my thoughts (uh-oh) and adventures (double uh-oh). Over the next few weeks, I will probably redesign the blog a bit, hopefully making it more readable and make the links and other sections more interesting/timely. Sadly, I may need to cut out the song lyrics titles for my posts, since I may not be able to find enough lines to cover the increased posts. This may only be sad to me. It will be a mixed blessing to my Mom, who thinks every lyric comes from a Hootie and the Blowfish song (Note: she thinks most music created between 1996 and 2005 was by Hootie). Don't worry though, the name of the blog will remain the same! Most importantly, I hope to post more often. I hope to write up a summary of my trip to Ethiopia, as it was a beautiful and fascinating place to visit. I also will give a wrap-up of my Peace Corps Madagascar adventure and some other of my Malagasy stories. And I think I will institute a music post each Friday (focusing on tunes from Madagascar at least at first, especially those that were popular during my second tenure there, so get excited RPCVs).

For now, here's what I've been experiencing on my return to the US of A:

The Good
-Beer. Dark beer in particular, although I've been enjoying everything from Guiness to Yuengling to Miller/Bud/Coors Lite/Light.
-Food. After a long night at above-mentioned live music venue, we grabbed some Taco Bell, and it was magical. In addition to the meals my first two days, I had some sushi, Not too bad! (although I do miss rice - see The Bad)
-The people. The more things change, the more they stay the same, and it is nice to know that you can go home again and the people still remember you and you can pick up where you left off with good friends and family.
-Sports. I returned just in time to see some excellent Stanley Cup finals games and game 6 of the NBA finals, where He Who Shall Not Be Named (*) choked away the title to the Mavs.

The Bad
-Portions. Way too much meat, not enough rice. Seriously, rice portions are tiny.
-Eating with a fork. How do people do it? I am used to eating everything with a spoon, and only occasionally using a fork (to hold my meat while cutting it with the spoon).
-You cannot carry a pocketknife around everywhere. And certainly not in airports.
-People on the street. No one greets each other when passing them on the street. In DC, everyone just avoided my gaze and wouldn't acknowledge my hello. I fear that in New York City, someone might attack me for trying to say hello...
-Constant Connectedness. People flipped when they heard I had not bought a cell phone yet, as everyone else has full-on iphone/droid/blackberry addictions (although now I have a number - 843 422 8195, for those interested).
-The 24 hour news cycle. I did NOT miss constant analysis of the Republican nomination, Obama's wars, congressional twitter scandals, nor Brett Favre.
-The people. This includes the Malagasy from my communities, the Peace Corps staff, and my fellow volunteers. I miss you all!

There are a number of things I knew I could no longer do when I got back, such as point with my lips, tsk at females as a pickup line, pick my nose in the middle of a conversation, and play with random small children. So far, I have been pretty successful at keeping these habits in check (except for the lip pointing that is). Those of you I see in the next few months will have to tell me how I am doing on these...

In closing, I wanted to include the song that this post's title comes from. Warning: it may cause unexpected smiling and/or bouncing.






*-For those who don't know, I am a Cleveland sports fan (aka I am a masochist), so there was a certain amount of shadenfreude in watching the Heat lose.